Recent Movie Reviews

One Girl ; One Sandwich One Girl ; One Sandwich

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Yeah okay. I'm sure the 14 year old boys really loved the "tits". Pretty juvenile attempt at views. Animation was okay but try a different theme and scenario next time. Don't rely on "teh boobies". :-|

Tobacco Man Tobacco Man

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Cancer isn't funny but this is!

Awesomely funny. I think you should try to keep this series going. This was a great idea. Although I detest cigarettes for a lot of reasons, it's the ideas here, story and comedy of this that makes it work well. I'm glad I don't smoke cigarettes (or anything else) because they are too addicting and dangerous obviously. I'd like to see more episodes in the future. Good work!

$00pah NiN10Doh! $00pah NiN10Doh!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Could have done without Pokemon Snap XXX

That was lower than lowest of lows. The boobs were censored anyway. It seemed a bit long too. It had some funny moments though. Best was the soldiers and the dog. Try something different and original next time. Solid effort regardless.

Recent Game Reviews

No Time to Explain No Time to Explain

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great voice acting and bouncy music!

But I totally can't figure it out. The level with the giant gap of lava, there is no way to pass it. Tip my hat (if I was wearing one) to Druox for the voice-over. I think he has a future doing voice acting in video games. Make another game. I'll try to play it as well like I did this.

Punk-o-matic 2 Punk-o-matic 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Interesting but you could of done without....

censoring the dialog. I mean the songs have curses in it and yet when someone talks they get censored. Makes imperfect sense. I'm really glad you updated this game and made a sequel still. It's punk but not hardcore enough. I wanted it hardcore more and less generic punk sounding. Going to give this "game" a go.

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D-Day Defender D-Day Defender

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Why bother fighting a war you can't win?

As if any war was REALLY won. Casualties are high and nobody really ends up the winner. But WWII was probably the only real war U.S. has won.(?) Well at least against the Nazis. This game got too difficult and probably nearly impossible to advance any further in once the tanks come in to play. By the third tank rushing you it's obvious your fate is just about met. Good dialog storytelling between levels and the intro. Horribly cheesy narration though. Laughably bad overall...Sounds were alright, graphics average. Still worth a shot playing. Pun definitely intended!

Recent Audio Reviews

... With One Stone - Jake Duffie ... With One Stone - Jake Duffie

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This is what it means to truly be hardcorrrrre!!

//Rise Against - Tip The Scale //Rise Against - Tip The Scale

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Needs work, obviously. Don't bother redoing it though. Keep practicing and come up with something original. I got a sound board and an electric guitar in mint condition coming in mail soon. Hopefully, I can figure out how to use this sound board to pc and get a mic and do some recording. I already have over 15 songs written (the words). I need a good drummer, bass and vocalist to collab with so I'll see what happens when it happens.

Minotics responds:

Thank you for your comment. It's actually a bit flattering that you thought this was physically done. As this is all done digitally. :D It means I'm heading into the right direction for my sound design.


Girls Like You Girls Like You

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not quite my style of music but the quality is there. I'm into a different kind of punk music. Not that I only listen to punk music since my tastes are diversified and the same thing all the time can get boring. This is still better than a lot of the pop and rap, hip hop garbage out today which is sadly saturating the mainstream...not that I really like mainstream anyway.